ramen noodles


a narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
quite possibly one of the most all time best foods ever to be found in the united states of america. these small, slinder noodles come in a variety of different flavors and are quick and easy to make. also they are extremely cheap and can be found in almost any store.
top ramen noodles are a extremely delicious treat.
ramen noodles – ghetto style

if you’re too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don’t have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off… you can still enjoy them.

take a bag of ramen noodles (top ramen is the best known). crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like… just don’t break the bag.

then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again… you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it’s delicious raw ramen!
yo mang, i just took some ramen noodles and made some ramizzle.. it’s the shizzle!
by all means the greatest food ever concieved. if you haven’t eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. if you think you’re going to be the “rebel” and not consume them, then you will be thrown into monroe township where heathens such as john degregorio will consume your eternal soul.
people: we need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.

god: i bless you with ramen noodles.

group 1: beef is the best.

group 2: chicken is the best.

beef lovers: i’ll kill you, dirty c-ck lovers.

this caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
half of a twenty cent meal here in america that i like to call “kool-aid and ramen noodles.”
all summer long while my parents forgot i existed, i had 3 square meals of kool-aid and ramen noodles.
instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

a college student’s staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.
i had to buy a month’s supply of ramen noodles because i spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^
one of the best collage foods next to mac and cheese and cold pizza
that explains it right there
one of many forms of noodles popular in j-pan. the “instant ramen” which can be found on grocery shelves is similar, in the same way that instant chicken soup is similar to real chicken soup. the word “ramen” is a j-panese pr-nunciation of the chinese “lo-mein” (since j-panese does not distinguish between the sounds “l” and “r”)
i lived on instant ramen seven days a week so i could save my lunch money for beer on weekends.

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