Rand


a person who is wise, strong, dashing in a scruffy way, and usually uses one or two-word answers.

may even have long, flowing hair, and live in a forest while perpetually being stuck in some airport.
that man is has captured my heart with his home, situated near greenery, and his calm, yet knowing demeanor. he’s probably a rand.
someone who is random
“what a rand!”
derived from ‘random’, ‘randomer’.

adjective.
to describe an individual with whom you are unfamiliar with:
‘who is that rands?’

additionally, to voice displeasure at the actions of another:
‘stop being such a rands’.

furthermore, ‘rands’ can be often combined with other words: for example ‘silly rands’ and ‘randy rands’, for added effect.
don’t be a pansy and come to the public house you rands!
n. a woman who “loves ’em and leaves ’em”
“she’s such a rand!”
“he shouldn’t even try dating her; she’s a rand.”
a hindi / urdu word short for “randi” or prost-tute. this has more of an effect that the original word “randi” as it translates to ‘prost-tute’ where as “rand” translates to the the more cr-ss ‘f-ckin ho’ or ‘wh-r-‘

pr-nounced “rah-nd”
did you see that dirty rand walk by? she looks like she just took it up the -ss…
someone or something that is unimportant or not good.
i left the show early, i didn’t feel like watching any of those rand bands.
a.
1. being wet or soppy; moist
2. vile moistness
n.
3. rotten meat
v.
4. the action of making wet, moistening; to rand, randing, randed

her hair was very rand today.
someone threw a chunk of rand at my face last night.
i think i may have randed my pants.

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