Random Bogan

random:
1. someone of little significance
2. everyone that you don’t know and some that you do

bogan:
1. trailer trash
2. your mother
3. see above
4. look around, they are everywhere. can often be found at safeway or exploring woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (db’s).
there are three main keys to correctly identifying a bogan:

1. the obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a w-nker;

2. the stubby or can of victoria bitter (vb); which also proves how little taste and cl-ss bogans possess; and

3. the ‘mullet’ the haircut with its own motto:
‘business at the front, party at the back’
in some circles also referred to as:
‘party at the back, business at the front’
either way it is still a sh-t haircut

random bogan:
look in the mirror; tell me what you see
i wish these random bogans would just get out of my way

there are so many random bogans here; it is not hot. i would go so far as to say that it is so luke warm here right now

so little air, so many random bogans

your mother is a random bogan.
that makes your father a ‘random bogan mother f-cker’.
guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a random bogan, no-one really gives a f-ck

harden the f-ck up; stop being a random bogan