random boner


1) when all of the sudden you are hard…

2) when you hear good news and you get a b-n-r!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to creed, nickelback, or naked truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia b-n-r)
#1
f-ckhead: dude did you hear the new nickelback cd?!?!?!!?!?

even more f-ckhead: yeah! i got a random b-n-r!!!!

#2
naked truth fan: i think! i get! your point!

other guy: woah random b-n-r!

#3
black guy: -touches some guys d-ck-
some guy: random b-n-r!

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