random hobo
a s-xual maneuver involving a guy f-cking a girl from behind, and as he’s f-cking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.
if perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added v-g-n-l friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo’s d-ck, and -ss slaps are now somewhat m-ffled by the hobo’s fingerless gloves).
the guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is f-cking her. little does she know she’s about to get stabbed in the -ss with a dirty heroin needle.
last night i gave this sl-t the ol’ random hobo.
that girl got hobo’ed five times last semester.
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