Random Jerk Theory


refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (derives from the “random walk theory” of economics)
“jerk me off!” “time for a circle-jerk!” “m-st-rb-t- me, why don’t you?” “sounds like a reach-around to me!” “my d-ck’s bigger than yours.” “i’m getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, irs, alimony/child-support, etc.) today.”

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