Random Urban
aka random d-cking. bored? without looking at the keyboard, or thinking about it, type a word. now, this may or may not be an existing urban dictionary def. probably not. just pick the ud def closest to your mumbo jumbo — or the closest interesting one. it will open up a new world to you, and you will learn many wonderous things!
“hey, you wanna watch the game tonight?”
“no, i’m meeting my blind date tomorrow. she’s a college girl. i don’t want to seem stupid or uncool, so i’m going to do a bunch of random urban tonight to brush up on my hip lingo.”
“rrriiiight.”
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