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• Baybee

  a name for your significant other. someone you have strong feelings for. it is more than love. you would do anything for that person. he is my baybee, and i would remove my values for him. 8 more definitions add your own your boo or best friend! someone you love! you’re my baybee and i […]

• Christopher Decker

  the most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. he is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you’re sick. he makes you smile whenever you’re upset or need some cheering up. he’ll make you one of the happiest people in the world. i love you christopher decker. you are the most […]

• toster scrudle

  a tasty, jelly strudle on a lightly toasted whole-whear scr-t-m 1.my girl friend loves toster scredles 2.flavors are c-m yum,strawberry sl-t,fudge pack-d,bananna nut buster,lemon love n/a in cherry or grape

• kyedyn

  american name meaning “fighter”. old english origins: is p-ssionate, loving, stubborn, strong, and outgoing. kyedyn is my friend

• le tin

  1. le thin’ is french for “the thing” it is cliche that many people have decided to not waste their spit on things not worth wasting their spit on, (see getting every cents value).the is turned into “le” which is french and tin’ stands for “thing”. people can use le tin’ to describe a person […]

• ballshake

  ball shake :- to shake b-lls in a manner that requires a sutible pair of baggy trousers hence creating the b-llshake examples of b-llshake:- 1) johny walked pasted the monton house hotel swinging his b-lls between his legs.. 2) mike giggled at the sight of johny’s swinging b-lls

• sour booty

  when you fart and that sh-t stank “yo ol sour booty -ss.”

• double knuckle

  a descriptor for a beautiful woman or man, meaning the act of biting the middle knuckle of two fingers of a closed fist at the sight of beauty. biting one finger would be a “single knuckle”, biting two is a “double knuckle”. did you see the new cashier lady at safeway this week? man, she’s […]

• Lidor

  someone really loud, mostly at unnecessary times. he was such a lidor. a common hebrew name for either a male or female. lidor is the most beautiful girl alive

• road funk

  the layer of filth that is on you after a road trip. i’m gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

• mayrch

  an expression used when march and may combine when the world is ending. bill-“ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sh—tttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! the world is ending.” bob-“at least its only mayrch.”

• Anomalad

  anomalad anomalad a·nom·a·lad (ə-nŏm’ə-lād’) n. a malformation together with its derived structural changes.

• Pema

  an extremely attractive girl of tibetan descent. known for her exceptional ability to make friends with anybody. always the life of the party, and the center of attention. she remembers so many things that other people forget, and can always be called upon to bring up a funny memory. fantastic dresser, and very good at […]

• Dirty McNasty

  a martini made dirty by pressing at least one whole olive into the gl-ss using a hand-held garlic press. most often enjoyed in costal south carolina. gartini? not tonight. dino, how about fixing a dirty mcnasty!

• lettin’ the Cosby kids’ out of their room

  taking a dump. hey man, i’ll be right back. i’m going upstairs and lettin’ the cosby kids’ out of their room.

• Saddle Faggot

  1. a gay cowboy andy: “hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree.” bob: “must be saddle f-ggots.”

• yevion

  a beautiful and kind girl who is immensely clumsy and forgetful and is constantly b-mping into things wow that girl is so clumsy who her? oh that’s yevion buy the domain for your travel blog

• Theodore

  a nice, sweet, s-xy, very odd type of person, that everyone can get alonge with. “awww thank you, your such a theodore ^^” a kind harded person. will always be there for you. hard working. s-xy.hot. does not fight. that’s theodore bad-ss that is all theodore roosevelt that is all

• boof booth

  boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the h-ssle of having their hands full. bill: bob, i’m finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my b-tt but i don’t know what to do with my hands. bob: me neither. […]

• frenlick

  when a dog gives you a friendly lick. ross’s dog climbed on him and gave his face a frenlick.

• yumsta

  of or related to being yummy or delicious but only in the ultra-cool crowd. dang! that booty be yumsta.

• boke a smowl

  a spoonerism for ‘smoke a bowl’ when there’s non-stoners/narcs listening. the weederism version is ‘bowl a smoke’ yes, you can combine the two: ‘smowl a boke’ if, like, your parents are in the room joe: anyone wanna boke a smole? jake: duh, do stoners sh-t in the woods?

• gogn

  one of the best girl you will ever know man i love me a good gogn

• channing fox

  channing fox is a nice girl. she is adventurous, smart, and kindhearted. she loves her friends and especially her family. she has high hopes and always follows her dreams. she loves playing sports and going outside. “wow, i wonder what we should get channing fox for her birthday.” said stella. “i’m not sure. any ideas?” […]

• Joy clamp

  a person, usually a woman, who is excessively p-ssive aggressive and controlling. a bit of a downer. similar to kill joy. what do you think of roy’s new girlfriend? pretty but a bit of joy clamp. coming out for a drink? no, i’ve been joy clamped.

• TARENCIA

  a bad case of the bgs, mud b-tt, diarrhea, chorro, the runs. “aww man! i should’nt of ate that mcrib after drinking so much!!! i now have a bad case of the “tarencia”!!!

• yun hao

  a asian that is a vegetarian and yet complains that he wants to eat meat even though he cannot and yet always complains about the smallest sh-t things. also this asian is a d-ck to people who are not his friends and always is aggressive to food like lots of cheese. when a person sees […]

• Backyard Barbeque

  the act of soaking ones tongue in the -n-s of another. i’m only going to tell you this once. e. l. fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.

• blastijass

  blasted your -ss hey that m-th-rf-cker just blastij-ss with a bazooka

• hippietitus

  a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, partic-p-ting in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment. friend #1: jane can’t pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out. friend #2: well, why the heck not? friend #1: […]

• NU-SKOOL

  amphetamines or speed, more like crank,meth,gl-ss. the term is used when one or more tweakers are in the presence of some authority figure ,ie; school teachers, parents, the pay phone at the police dept.ect… and dont want their conversation completly understood. as apposed to “olskool” which refers to the “rode hard and put out wet” […]

• Emo Pirate Comb-over

  when an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch. “aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. and his name aiden. double fail.”

• turning my swag on

  biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over turning my swag on: i j-zz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having s-x with me… when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense.. and i j-zzed […]

• FITTIN TO

  getting ready to do something. are you ever going to mow the yard? ya, i’m fittin to!

• Upadocious

  adj; referring to the quality of an event, situation or circ-mstances. a non-specific descriptive word that can can be applied in a positive or negative fashion. hey, dawg, your new ride is upadocious. the new ride could be exceptionally nice or incedibley sad.) their new cd was upadocious. (the new cd was either a great […]

• ballslessness

  1. adj. to have no b-lls so you can’t step up when you need to step the f— up 2.the lack of b-lls 3.a coward it’s college god dammit! no more b-llslessness!

• servatooted

  the act of repaying you boyfriend or husband with oral s-x for services rendered i cooked my girl lunch and she servatooted me!

• ransomware

  ransomware is computer malware which holds a computer system, or the data it contains, hostage against its user by demanding a ransom for its restoration. g1: sh-t lorobot is a ransomware worm. i can open my file coz it’s encrypted! g2: pwned!

• lobert

  the ship name for lia and robert. becky: oh my god did you see lobert!!! jesica: who is that???? becky: its lia and robert of course.

• epicka

  a n-gg-r eater from the south omfg whos that c–n over there? oh! thats epicka.

• Burned Up

  this is when you do enough gangster sh-t in one place for too long as to wear out your welcome. josue burned up in chicago, so he had to flee to mexico.

• TJ CHECKOUT

  the failure to checkout p-ssed out, lubed up, -ss up discreetly snoring while waiting for your trick. tj checkout: lex motel 6

• thecth

  lisp form of s-x. i want your thecth.

• CONCUR

  the greatest word in the world. to agree with something. jamey concurs with catie that concur is the greatest word in the universe. to agree with or give your approval. -d-ckens is great literature -yes, hoff hoff i concur ————————- -it seems doctor his uveula is loged in his treachea -i concur. best used in […]

• NBB

  (adj.) (adv.) acronym for “nothing but b-n-r”. used to describe something that is awesome. commonly used for s-xual awesomeness but may also be used as a common adjective or adverb. all those ladies at the banquet were very attractive. i would have to say that banquet was nbb. my girlfriend just went on a shopping […]

• wholeasstically

  incorporating the concept of whole–ssing; putting all efforts into, as opposed to half–ssing a task. “this is a serious project. we need to think about this whole-sstically.”

• Wayne Klassen

  the cutest rastafarian on the planet. he has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world. “hey man, i’d have some wayne anyday, but mostly at night. with a cherry on top.” “hey, lion boy!”

• Ninja shower

  when you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes. it was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself i enacted the […]

• dialectical

  the ability to recognize multiple value frameworks as legitimate in their own terms invariably leads to contradictions. “a person’s evolutionary journey through life is always dialectical.” “emotions are not dialectical; their intensity varies but not the nature of the emotions themselves.”

• slasha

  someone that slash’s you/people yeah, that slasha b-)