Randwich


a random sandwich. sandwich of unknown origin with questionable contents.
“eww i just stepped in a randwich.”
rand is vanderbilt university’s largest dining hall. at one of its stations, you can buy a sandwich. certain witty sorost-tutes like calling these rand-bought sandwiches “randwiches”.
sorost-tute 1: oh. my. gahhhhh. i am starving. i haven’t eaten for 4 days.
sorost-tute 2: totally. i’m both hungry and spotting.
sorost-tute 1: let’s go get a randwich!!!

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