Ranger Sit-Ups


n. named for the u.s. army rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier’s -ss-crack.
“man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do ranger sit-ups. even the sarge was in on it…”

“alright, private. time to try your luck at ranger sit-ups.”

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