Rangletazer


noun; rangletazer (rangle-tazer). object used in s-xual acts, mostly s-d-stic bondage, high budget p-rnography. the object is designed to clamp down onto the genitals of the victim and inflict m-ssive amounts of voltage to the said area, providing a s-xual stimulant, and severe burns.

not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. statistically, the accident rate for a rangletazer is 90%.
“dude my c-ck got burnt the f-ck off last night when jenna got out the rangletazer and zapped my junk!”

“where are you gary you c-nt i’m gonna rangeltazer your f-cking c-ck off!”

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