Ranna
a lady who loves wildebeest and crocodile fights. a spirit who can always jump higher and limbo lower than the rest of the crowd. a woman of much character and flavor, a beauty mostly on the outside. an extreme creature with an interest in outer sp-ce and flavored syrups. upon encountering a ranna, it is best to stand still until she looks past you, or bows her head in agreement, when this happens you will know you are safe to p-ss or compliment her of her everlasting beauty and grace. this rare being may occasionally do back handsprings upon arrival to a party only to land face first into a belly b-tton body shot. if you encounter a ranna, know that you are lucky to have witnessed such a rare event in human existence, and give her all of your -ssets and love. it will never come back to you, but in the sense that she will not eat your children and/or your grandmother with a side of barbecue sauce and relish. she is a specimen to worship and take bowling, although you will never win against her… ever… at anything.
“…and on the seventh day g-d created ranna.”
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