Rape Hop
where rape opportunities are so close together that a frog like hop is able to be achieved between victims, ala frogger a 1981 arcade game where a frog has to jump across a stream by landing on lilypads, logs and stones while avoiding obstacles and moving platforms.
there’s so much talent here, i could rape hop between them
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