Raptor Math


the act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.
“check my raptor math, here, but i think we’d have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”

Read Also:

  • ratemyprofessor

    a website where college students can evaluate professors. evaluations may vary depending on the student doing the evaluation. i was once taught by a professor that was said to be difficult, but found his cl-ss easy. best stay away though from professors that have a clear majority of poor ratings. www.ratemyprofessors.com or www.ratemyprofessor.com 1. i […]

  • Recognise

    when someone disrespects you and you in turn burn their -ss, they must recognise. a “did you really use a fun font?” b “yeah” c “hey i like this curly font” b “ha, see? recognise!” (pause) a “ok, i recognise” b “h-llyeah” recognize, take note of particular familiar characteristics it is wise to recognise basic […]

  • Ritual

    every friday between noon and six pm when engineering student’s a queen’s gather at clark hall to celebrate a long and hard week by having a couple drinks. you going to ritual today? the best dubstep weekly west of the mississippi, frequented by only the coolest of cool people and thrown by the infamous irie […]

  • rizbeth

    variation of the name elizabeth. man rizbeth is one dumb kramer.

  • robbiesque

    a feat so supremely stupid that only robbie himself could have accomplished it. the only way to atone for a robbiesque move is to immediately chug a genesee. robbie: hey settlement, city on 12 wood! ken: that was robbiesque carey: chug a genesee ben: congratulations you’re an idiot (adjective): stupid; ridiculous; maniacal; r-t-rded. that time […]


Disclaimer: Raptor Math definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.