when someone is giving -n-l to a sweet women with a floppy p-n-s.
so last night i gave a rarey to my wife.
- leeky kebab
v-g-n-l parts being pulled out wanna go full force leeky kebab style babeyyyyyy
noun;(nēt-flīks-ösaurus); a person/creature who displays habits of extreme netflix bingeing sessions lasting generally more than 10 hours, is primarily nocturnal, and knows all of the best shows available on netflix. primary foods: popcorn, icecream, bones, chicken wings mark is such a netflixosaurus! the new season of “house of cards” came out yesterday and he has […]
the best pokemon ever. the type is just so cool. glaceon is so cool, it can freeze u with a look of it’s eye glaceon is the best out of all the eeveelutions with its ice powers. u can be walking on the beach and with one look it can freeze u a wild glaceon […]
- personality quiz
a sad way of click baiting moody teens into “finding themselves”. son- shut up mom this is who i am! mom- son, you need a personality quiz
- obsessive trump disorder
urban dictionary’s obsession with trump oriented words of the day. hey joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-trump email definitions? ya they have obsessive trump disorder, pretty d-mn funny how b-tthurt the snowflakes are. do you think they will publish mine? no they don’t have the b-lls and will censor the other […]