Ratchet Bird
(n) belongs to the non-domesticated chickenhead family
1. commonly recognized by the unprofessionally applied
lace front wig or rainbow store attire
2. considered a “club bird” due to frequent sightings in
nightclubs & stripclubs
3. only sightings in a supermarket are once a month &
during national hurricane warnings
4. often abandons their young for wild night life exposure
ratchet birds are types of birds that are no longer endangered species, are extremely dangerous and should only be approached using caution! when sighted, it is wise to avoid physical contact unless properly protected (trojans or magnums are preferred). their main source of food are the overly nice, naive potential baby-daddy male species. approach with caution! you have been warned
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