raultney
an erection so m-ssively huge that it stretches and pulls the skin from your face, causing a tooth-bearing grimace and bleeding from the corners of the eyes where the thin skin tears. it requires such a large volume of blood for engorgement that there is shunting away from the head and brain, resulting in dizziness and tunnel-vision, frequently progressing to loss consciousness, convulsions, and sometimes frank coma and death in the worst case.
“there was so much hot p-ssy at the bar last night that i got a wicked raultney and had to leave. in the car in the parking lot, i almost p-ssed out. luckily, deecee loves to suck c-ck and get her face schpackled, so she quickly saved the day by hungrily sucking me off until i blasted a good one in her eyes and freshly-washed hair!”
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