Raunchy Mudslide
accidentally sh-tting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for ” the fart game”. (best played when truly inebriated on comped reno casino c-cktails).
when i woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, i turned to my new husband and said, “honey, sorry i sh-t the bed drunk last night”. he replied, “you didn’t sh-t the bed…you sh-t me! you totally gave me a raunchy mudslide!”
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