Ray Allen


almost best three point shooter of all time. especially in finals against los angeles to win championship for boston celtics. played much better than kobe’ in 2008 playoffs no matter what anyone says. also awsome defender and free throw shooter. d-mn he’s good.
“his 9th 3 pointer for the game, d-mn ray allens on fire”
“ray allen 99% from the field”

lil johhny swishes it from the 3 point line. johnny says “ray allen”.
sitting on 20 inch rims
“d-mn that car is sitting on ray allens!”
ray allen is a gross basketball player who only stays outside the ring and is scared of going past the three-point line. his inability to layup or dunk represents why he shall never become a great nba player.
ray allen failure
one of the best three-point shooters in the nba. unfortunately isn’t getting much done on the poor supersonics, who probably won’t see another t-tle for 5 years or so.
“ray allen shoots the j from 30 feet…”

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