Ray-Ban Bandit


1) american military slang for adolescent hit-and-run thieves in occupied countries who grab anything not well-secured or well-guarded. the most common item stolen are soldier’s sungl-sses (like ray-bans and gargoyles, thus the term.
by extension, the term is also used for adolescent refugees and beggars.
“the locals have a trick where they leave a string of ray-ban bandits by the convoy routes to beg for food or steal anything that falls off the trucks. then they beat the poor starving b-st-rds and take the stuff away from them so they can sell it on the black market…”

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