the art of giving an -rg-sm through blowing a raspberry on the v-g-n-
last night foreplay was 10 minutes of hardcore razam-rg-sm
- counter c*cked
you (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. she responds by showing hers. uh-oh. looks like she’s not a she at all, and it’s bigger than yours. guess what? you just got counter c-cked. jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter […]
- cut the dookey
what i tell my kids when i really want to say, cut the sh-t. #momcode if you two don’t cut the dookey, my head will explode.
- lava leyva
a creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. this creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly ‘shin kick’. it is known to dispense bricks on command. be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. ‘shin kicking’ will ensue. it is commonly found in […]
- child lord
a child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. hitler was a child lord. only one is born per century. generally a child lord is born into a bad situation. this causes the child’s development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. if […]
when you find a sentence hard to describe and therefore make it harder for yourself to describe it. f— i’m being so impractible right now.