Re-releasing the Kraken
whilst having v-g-n-l s-x with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her -n-s. no lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. when the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the -n-s making it bigger still. when torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and j-zz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and s-m-n. now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs – ‘release the kraken!!!’ -whilst she sh-ts on your face. then, when she’s finished, proceed to stand up and beat the sh-t out of her.
will fancied re-releasing the kraken on juliette ‘cos she hadn’t built his sandwich correctly.
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