Reachtard

a reachtard is someone who thinks halo: reach is the best halo game. they will never play the tu playlists, and only play the vanilla playlists because they can’t get their kills any other way. they need the stupid bloom on 100% to get lucky spam kills, and they need armor lock as their crutch to help them get kills.

basically, if you think reach is better than halo ce, halo 2, or halo 3, you’re a reachtard.
only a reachtard thinks halo: reach is better than the original trilogy.
a bk who thinks halo reach is better than halo 3, because due to the smaller skill gap, they can finally get kills.
reachtard
popular on online gameplay for the video game “halo: reach”. basically means r-t-rd but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as “n00bs”) to the game.
yo bro! i just entered this lan game; it’s filled with “reachtards”

well, you know what to do… cap them local n-gg-s!
(noun) a man or woman who plays the game “halo: reach” from developers bungie studios released in 2011 who complains about almost everything but still plays the game anyways. reachtards typically frequent the halo: reach forums on bungie.net and can be found both insulting and defending the game based on mood, time of day, and hunger.
“did you hear? joey just posted a thread on the reach forum about armor lock!””f-ckin’ reachtard”
1:a derogatory term for anyone in the realistic educational alternative for children with disabilities (reach). also see reach kid

2:an insult; calling a person a reachtard implies that such a person should be in reach, or should have been in reach; degrees above the word r-t-rd, but like the word r-t-rd, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.
while teaching my mom how to play monkey target 2 in super monkey ball 2:
bryant: hold up while you’re going down the ramp.
mom: (flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
bryant: dude! stop holding up!
mom: well you told me to hold up!
bryant: but not when you have your wings out!!
mom: ok…now what…(her monkey is falling)
bryant: dude you’re a reachtard.