Reading Off The Pubes


when a girl is “reading off the p-b-s”, she is sucking on your d-ck, while simultaneously texting on one of those qwerty keyboard cell phones. this gives the initial impression that the girl is reading your p-b-s like a book.

although there is some speculation because from the man’s point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. but the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a bl-w j-b is just plain sl-tty.
man: oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my d-ck, and i look down, and she’s reading off the p-b-s! f-cking b-tch

jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
veronica: aw same old sh-t, just reading off the p-b-s right now though

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