Readsturbate
(v): readsturbate; the act of reading a p-rnographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to m-st-rb-t- to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.
(adj): readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
ted: “dave’s been in the bathroom a while. i saw him go in with a playboy, but it’s been over two hours.”
ned: “oh, he’s probably just readsturbating.”
dave: “you two get away from the door, i’m trying to readsturbate here!”
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