Real estate broker
the lowest form of life that has survived evolution. this sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullsh-t (due to their habit of talking sh-t daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.
when running into a real estate broker – kiinteistönvälittäjä in finnish – avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. it is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
a real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force -n-l s-x with the victim after that.
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