Real Estate Porn


1. searching through exotic real estate listings as safe-for-work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. websites offering exotic real estate for sale.
while i was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, i went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate p-rn.

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