Real Life Shit
rls for short… whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than i.
john – “d-mn man, yeah, one time i hiked morro rock and almost slipped and died man.”
forzley – “oh, really? one time i climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away.”
john -“f-ck.. that’s real life sh-t.”
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