real men of genius
all of the funny bud lite ads that are played on the radio. it was originally known as real american heroes, but after 9/11 they felt that the term was unacceptable because of the acts of heroism that occured on that day.
bud light presents: real men of genius (real men of genius)
today we salute you
mr. silent killer gas p-sser (mr. silent killer gas p-sser)
last night, you had the enchilada combo platter
this morning, the three-cheese omelet with broccoli
this afternoon, you’re a ticking time-bomb
(tick, tick, tick, tick)
because of you a simple elevator ride is suddenly a
42-floor plummet into the very bowels of h-ll
(you take my breath away)
who did it? who cares.
sweet mercy, please, just someone light a match
(sweet, sweet mercy)
so crack open an ice-cold bud light o ninja of the nasty
and while you’re at it, crack open a window
(mr. silent killer gas p-sser)
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