Realbasic
poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.
a reallly basic program
supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to visual basic, as such it fails. also designed by mac people for mac’s, also fails. refuses to work on such stable systems such as a pc.
to be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.
picks and chooses where it likes to work.
teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen often!
made in china obviously of low asian quality yet again.
programmer: “wow realbasic just crashed again”
realbasic: “computer says no….”
lets test this, oh sh-t not again, hope i saved my work this time. ah cr-p i didn’t.
now lets use realbasic to create a program, now we need to do this before it closes unexpectedly.
“for working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that realbasic falls into the useless cr-p department.”
poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.
a reallly basic program
a useless and meaningless waste of money.
supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to visual basic, as such it fails. also designed by mac people for mac’s, also fails. refuses to work on such stable systems such as a pc. therefore epic fail!
picks and chooses where & when it likes to work.
teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen often!
made in china, obviously of low asian quality yet again.
extremely good at creating encrypted files, corrupts them beyond repair and then cannot even recognize the file itself!
for working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that realbasic falls into the useless cr-p department.
rather than using realbasic why not try doing nothing instead. it’s much more entertaining.
to be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.
smivvy: “now to build and test my game”
realbasic: “computer says no….” realbasic then proceeds to crash for the 101st time today…
smivvy: “ah s&^% not again!”
smivvy: “good thing i saved it”
realbasic: “—file is corrupted—”
smivvy: “bl–dy mac crud”
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