reality consultant


someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . these life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.
cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. have you seen his girlfriend?!

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