Reats
turbo – in a constant state of uncoordination related but not limited to: being socially awkward, lacking knowledge of one’s surroundings, and ignorance to events occuring after 1990
prefacing statements with, “i know you guys are going to think i’m reats but . . .”.hey guys, so where is metropolis really located? who’s donald trump? papa john’s is the yuengling of pizza. why don’t nfl players just become olympians, i’m sure they’d win? so why is one side of a hot dog bun bigger than the other? are micheal jordan and air jordan the same person?
reat = teenie.
reats are the little kids you want to strangle.
they are unbearable.
reat #1: omfg i are ur biggest fan!!1!!
reat #2: i am a twin 2222!!!1one!1shift!1!!
reat #3: i f–king hate you all. i can spell!!
a veronica with a third nipple that produces low fat chocolate milk
veronica: i’m a reat, wanna suck on my nipple?
paris hilton: no thanks, i’m lactose intolerant
rape and eat combined in to one fabulous word.
it can be a harsh come back, or a complment.
i like to reat little kids.
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