Rebelsexual


closeted gay country males with way too much fashion sense and preening.

the country version of metros-xual.

identifiable by cowboy hat and/or spiked hair, ripped jeans and flip-flops. tight clothing is preferred.
dude: is it me or are country music singers looking more and more like chicks?

dude’s girlfriend: what? oh, they’re just rebels-xuals.

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