Rebobs
in napa valley, at the end of partrick road, live the rebobs. they are part human-part monkey.
it is said that a scientist was combining monkey and humans for combat purposes. one got out and killed him. now they jump on top of your cars and attack you and throw stuff at your cars.
some people say they’re covered in branches and look like walking plants.
most people who have spotted the rebobs have been drunk teenagers with nothing better to do. but they do exist.
“dude, i went to partrick road last night with my friends and rebobs were shaking my car!”
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