Rebound Applying
the act of furiously applying for multiple jobs after receiving a rejection email for a job and investing all angst into something appearingly productive.
phil: where’s phil?
steve: he’s been rebound applying since he got one of those automated rejection emails from chase.
phil: how bad is it?
steve: well… he started his journey at bank of america and now he’s at taco bell.
phil: sh-t, thats pretty bad.
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