Recession Attention Disorder
condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus
your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.
treatment: if you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
if i work another weekend i will develop a full-blown case of recession attention disorder
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