Recession Question
a recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. it is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.
example 1:
woman (upon entering tgi fridays): excuse me, yes, i have a recession question, umm…i saw a commercial on tv sayin’ you had menu items starting from $6.99…is that like, one item or is it more than that…can i see a menu?
example 2:
employee: welcome to mcdonalds, can i take your order?
woman: is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or…whas’ goin on with that?
example 3:
employee (answering phone): thank you for calling bally total fitness, this is steve, how may i help you?
caller: hi, i was wonderin, i heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month…n i mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?
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