record deal
1. something to be highly suspicious of
2. something someone offers to a band in order to steal all their songs, their souls and their will to live and then proceed to make alot of money from it.
1:
band person: “someone offered me a record deal today, i rock”
band person’s friend: “dude, tear it up and burn it”
2:
music industry guy: “hey kids, you’re gonna be rockstars.. if you sign here.”
innocent band: “ooh, yes please. we’ll be rich!”
music industry guy: “mwaahahahahaha! see you in h-ll!”
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