Rectal Kisser


it’s where two individuals put their -ss cheeks together and begin contracting their -n-s in rhythmic form – contract and relax. it can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. typically performed by h-m-s-xuals. (i -ssume lol)
dude…i think neil is rectal kisser.

hey man, what the f-ck are neil and bob doing in there? they been in there for over an hour. i bet their rectal kissing again!

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