Rectomite


a small indiginous flea that lives up the -n-s of most americans, can somtimes be found in england, the one expelled during a visit to england by george bush was never found but it probably evolved into a politician.
hey, i’m sure that there tony blair is the sp-wn of a rectomite coz every time he sees george w bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the f-cking tw-t!
very similar in texture to marmite but tastes slighty better
this marmite tastes like the aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its rectomite”

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