to make up “facts” by pulling them out of your own *ss
that lying d*ck sean spicer totally rectosources literally everything he says about terrorism.
the sound a p**p makes when it hits the toilet water. hnnng….plurmp!
handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. manual stimulation ). he was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.
- one wipe more
when you sh*t and the sh*t won’t come out but when you wipe it decides to f*ck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more. that one wipe more was taking so long
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