rectovaginal fistula
condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the r-ct-m from the v-g-n-l c-n-l leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.
see also quart, cooch t-rds, queefsh-t.
rita’s recto-v-g-n-l fistula made my c-ck pop out of her -ss while i was pounding her p-ssy.
thomas didn’t believe britney had a recto-v-g-n-l fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch t-rds to convince him.
a rectov-g-n-l fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the r-ct-m and the v-g-n-. rectov-g-n-l fistula may be extremely debilitating. if the opening between the r-ct-m and v-g-n- is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the v-g-n-, leading to fecal incontinence. there is an -ssociation with recurrent urinary and v-g-n-l infections.
funniest disease ever!!!
mike: “i was f-cking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her v-g-n-! it was horrible! i donkey punched her and left…
stu: “well mike, what you got yourself there, is a cl-ssic case of the ol’ rectov-g-n-l fistula”.
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