Rectum-fish


a suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons -rs-hole. it lives off the juices slowly secreated through the b-mhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! being harmless itself, a r-ct-m-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it’s oxygen supply, making it squirm.
man: i gotta go to the doctors’ later today, i’ve gotta a b-tch of a r-ct-m-fish sucking out my guts.

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