Rectumfied
when you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the -ss.
mike: i r-ct-mfied that trade problem with goldman sachs.
eric: how much did it cost us?
mike: only four grand this time.
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using a suction cup to prolapse the -n-s, making penetration with a tiny p-n-s much easier. “i’m not gonna lie to you. i have a micro d-ck, if we’re gonna b-ttf-ck, you’ll need a red bell.”
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