red banana
banana with a reddish color
“you know on a stoplight green means go and yellow means yield? well on a banana its tha exact opposite. green means whoa! hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means where tha f-ck you get that banana at!”
when you have a red p-n-s after f-cking a chick
after i pulled my c-ck out of the random hookers v-g-n-, i realized that i had a red banana
a used tampon with bl–dy remnants of menstrual fluid remaining on it.
1. against my better judgment, i glanced down in the porta-pot and noticed a floating red banana among the piles of dung.
2. matthew mcconaughey’s career has become a red banana ever since his role as david wooderson in dazed and confused.
a red banana is where a man sticks his d-ck in a woman’s v-g-n- while she’s on her period and when he pulls out his d-ck stains red
he pulled out to see he had a red banana
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