red band


they suck. their level of suckitude is so much that they’re ashamed to show their faces. all red band members someday aspire to be members of the white band, but until then, they must toil and suffer in the red band.
some silly red band member: dude red band is better.

white band member: ramin hediyati came to us. and he proclaimed that we are better. so don’t even try.

red band member: you’re right. how could i ever have been so mistaken?

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