Red Bullion
the cognitive dissonance one experiences when going to buy a red bull because of the craving of its heightened physiological and psychological effects; only to arrive at the price, realizing that the company is run by a bunch of d-bags who are under the illusion that their product is like buying gold; and thus resorting to one of two options; (1) buying nothing at all, or (2) buying a less effectual alternative monster.
friend 1: dude, why are you crashed out on the couch?
friend 2: i’m in a state of red bullion. when i saw the price, i bought a few monsters for the price of one red bull.
friend 1: it’s like buying gold, aint it; its bs
friend 2: it’s for girls, thats why they charge so much. apart from them being d-bags their product.
friend 1: monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of d-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product
friend 2: agreed.
friend 1: just buy monster
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