Red Canoe
that time of the month when your woman decides to forget when she is menstruating. then things get hot and heavy… you are in the middle of s-xual intercourse… look down and see your male member is covered in that red natural lube.
“oh man hannah you’re so…wait. is that…aww babe why didn’t you tell me!” to which hannah replies, “i didn’t know derek! i swore i was going to start next week! maybe you brought it on!” derek jumps off the bed walking to the bathroom, and turns to hannah and says, “you know i hate getting the red canoe…”
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