red carpet
when you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your -n-s across your so’s chest.
“did you hookup with stacy last night?”
“yeah, i gave her a red carpet.”
the pubic hair of a red headed woman.
“he thinks he’s getting inside? please, bonnie’s red carpet is vip only.”
a females mensturating v-g-n-. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.
i was eating red carpet last night.
noun. an s-xual act performed while the woman is menstruating. the woman glides to and fro on top of the man while the man lies down flat on his back. thus, the woman glides gracefully, like a celebrity, while the man becomes her red carpet.
verb. to initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
1. “hey baby, tonight, you could be the star, and i’ll be your red carpet.”
2. “wanna red carpet?”
when a womans pubic hair is styled in a brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a “red carpet”
james:so, you get anywhere with megan last night?
jamie:nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
james:aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
james:nice.
an extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.
she is definitely red carpet. i’d take her home to momma.
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