Red-dot-itch
the sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.
mike: “some day that bin laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over.”
joe: “yeah judge i shot him, right after i gave that s.-.b. the red-dot-itch from about a hundred yards out.”
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